Albert "Boss Man" Eiler
Prior to being dethroned by M Starr, the Boss man was once considered the master charmer. Albert earned his education in science "years and years" ago at La Roche College and holds multiple certifications through the National Strength and Conditioning Association (NSCA). A self proclaimed closet starving writer, Albert has become known as a professional truth teller in the often chaotic and deceptive industry of nutrition and performance training. When he's not on the training floor, writing, or building our Associate team, you will find him mapping out our master garden plan, or coaching his two daughter's sports teams. Also a die hard country music fan (the yin and yang struggle with JR goes on), Albert often uses a popular phrase to send a message to his fellow coaching team rivals (particularly M Starr)...and that is "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was"
Gabriel "Gabe" Bacco
Also known as the "Physicist", Gabe is at the lead of our programming. While we all have our programming input, when Gabe challenges your material, you better be ready to defend your reasoning. Gabe earned his Master's degree from Indiana University of Pa, and his certification through the National Strength and Conditioning Association (NSCA). While Gabe works with the general population, he has an extensive history of working with athletes ranging from elementary school all the up through the professional ranks. Gabe is also a bit of a lighthearted weight bully, being sure to let all the other coaches know that he can bench and dead lift a bit more than them, specifically the Boss man (of course the Boss man claims age is the culprit)
Will "JR" Vlakancic
Known for his savvy play list on our sound system, JR condemns country music to a slow demise. JR earned his Master's degree from the University of Pittsburgh, and actively pursues continuing education and peer seminars. You will not find him in our garden much, as he has mentioned to us there is a whole foods near by. And when he's not at work, you may find JR refereeing HS soccer or preparing his young son for the world cup of soccer championships, both in his sports performance and his ability to speak fluently in seven languages. JR is also quick to point out that he can do more pull ups than any of the other coaches, particularly the Boss man (again the Boss man "pulls" the age card)
"Magic" Mike Starr
The ultimate charmer, and our token Greek "Godener", Mike earned his degree in Exercise Science from Indiana University of Pa and a certification through the American College of Sports Medicine (ACSM). When Mike is not on the floor training his groupies, he's often found tending to our garden, implementing all of the farming skills that were handed down to him from the Boss man. Mike's claim to fame is he's a touch taller than the Boss man, but we also know Mike is devastated to know he's a touch shorter than "Big" Mike Mcgraw (who "Magic" insists the Bossman hired only because of his height).
Rob "Bobby" Lessig
"The Hazel eyed one" has a gentle yet firm approach to delivering our training program. Rob earned his degree in Exercise Science from West Chester and is currently preparing for a grueling certification. Rob works extensively with both the general population and the young athletes. Rob is known as the official water guy of our garden, and in his free time he enjoys playing hockey and baseball, and could be the city's largest sports fan. Rob's claim to fame (and rightfully so), is the fact he was part of the West Chester's Baseball world series championship team, and the Boss man's college baseball team was...well it simply was not.
"Big" Mike Mcgraw
Mike completed his internship with us in the summer of 2017, and is now finishing up his senior season in Exercise Science at Kent State University. This young gun approaches his training of clients with conviction, as he is all business. Mike still makes a few weekend cameo appearances during his senior season, being sure to remind M Starr of his dominating stature.
Shelley "SL" Lucas
The "Mother hen" of our coaching staff, Shelley keeps both the coaches, and our office management in line. In her next life, Shelley will own and operate the worlds most famous bakery (as she weakens our restraint with her renowned 12 pound pan of brownies a couple times each year).